Je suis un monstre. Said with a smile, naturally—and what a smile it is. This is the confession polite society spends its entire life suppressing, rendered in cream script above a grin that has clearly already eaten. Unisex tee for those who've graduated from the exhausting performance of harmlessness. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to court. Wear it wherever the well-adjusted gather and watch them decide whether you're joking.
You're not joking.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Je suis un monstre. Said with a smile, naturally—and what a smile it is. This is the confession polite society spends its entire life suppressing, rendered in cream script above a grin that has clearly already eaten. Unisex tee for those who've graduated from the exhausting performance of harmlessness. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to court. Wear it wherever the well-adjusted gather and watch them decide whether you're joking.
You're not joking.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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