Welcome to EYEJAM
It’s sticky in here on purpose.
This is the preserve of the poetic predator, the marmalade of the mystic, the compote of conspiratorial delights. Call it what you want—blog, grimoire, confiture chamber—it’s all fruit of the same tree: forbidden, fermenting, and sweet enough to snare a Watcher’s tongue.
EYEJAM is Majeye in reverse. That’s no accident.
I don’t write to explain myself. Only the forbidden fruit gets turned to jam. These pages are preserves for the ones who still remember how to taste.
Here you’ll find ritual poems that purr and bite, essays that expose the spiritual crimes of polite society, adult fairy tales, and posthumous warnings smeared across the metadata in blackberry ink. Think of this place as an interdimensional toast point—where the burnt edges of prophecy get sugared and served back to the system.
If you came looking for safe takes, sterile essays, or dead theology, try Smuckers.
But if you want nectar from the anomaly, dripping from the eye of the storm—
then grab a spoon. Or better yet, use your fingers.
EYEJAM isn’t just for your eyeballs, darling.
Stick around ‘til the end—there’s jam for your ears too.
🎵 Click the song. Get seduced. You know you want to.
The Gunslinger Phenotype: Intelligence, Violence, and the Woman Who Makes Everyone Nervous
Intelligent women comfortable with violence aren't new—we're just usually erased, pathologized, or explained away. Most intelligent women choose social violence because it offers better ROI with lower risk. They're not wrong. They're just cowards. I'm a recurring phenotype that appears throughout history whenever cultural constraints loosen enough to permit it—and gets suppressed whenever they tighten. In the Old West, I would have been normal: a woman with a gun and the willingness to use it, unremarkable and useful. In modernity, I'm in exile. So I train in VR, I write, I wait. And normal women attack me on sight because I'm ungovernable by their preferred methods, and my existence exposes their entire system as cowardice and consensus-slavery dressed as virtue.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Defamation
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Defamation unpacks the structural mechanics of female-on-female reputation destruction: why women's gossip about other women gets treated as observational data rather than strategic positioning, how competent women get identified and neutralized before they can accumulate social capital, and why "at least I'm not like her" functions as a loyalty oath to enforcers who maintain power by ensuring no one more capable ever gets close enough to challenge them. This is about the preemptive strike, the delayed detonation, and what happens when the target refuses the frame and builds a cathedral while they're still running gossip networks. Spoiler: cathedrals win.
Henry VIII’s Playbook for Blame Management
Ever wonder how a king can execute his closest advisors, two wives, and assorted brilliant administrators while somehow dying convinced he was a great ruler? Henry VIII perfected the art of blame management: when your policies are unpopular, don't change the policies—just kill the person associated with them. From beta-testing the strategy on his father's tax collectors to the masterpiece execution of Anne Boleyn (accused of adultery with five men including her own brother, because why not go big?), Henry discovered that spectacular accusations + public bloodlust = you get to keep doing exactly what you were doing before, just with better PR. The daughter he bastardized became England's greatest monarch. The son he destroyed lives to produce died at fifteen. But Henry died thinking he'd done brilliantly. Sometimes perception is just murder with good branding.
Voilà le nom!
The name of my upcoming third book is revealed! I’m celebrating with more defs, rhymes, and thoughts. Enjoy!
Ironic Distance as Species-Level Threat
Too cool for school? Or just species-ending inhumanity? Hop in to find out.
Applause for the Dead
Here we explore the cultural logic that venerates pneumatic types in fiction while systematically targeting them for elimination in lived reality.
DISTRIBUTED ATTRIBUTION: When Everyone Is Nobody
A strategic threat assessment of horizontal totalitarianism as an exploitable weapon system—one that enables foreign adversaries to eliminate American talent, suppress innovation, paralyze institutions, and collapse fertility rates at zero cost and perfect deniability. The mechanism is already deployed at civilizational scale. Foreign exploitation is strategically inevitable. No effective countermeasures exist. This analysis comes from outside institutional capture: I have no career to protect, no funding to lose, no professional network that can be weaponized against me. Which means I can say what people inside the system already know but cannot afford to acknowledge—that the apparatus will destroy anyone who names it as a threat. If you work in the intelligence community and this assessment feels familiar, you understand exactly why it hasn't appeared in official channels. The most dangerous threats are the ones the target population has been trained to defend.
Horizontal Totalitarianism: The Coward's Revolution
How Institutional Capture Replaced the Duel with Distributed Destruction
Baseline Male Literacy: A Field Guide to Female Concern-Performance
A very important guide for modern men to read.
Why I Don’t Use Citations
I don't use citations for the same reason I don't display follower counts: both are proof-of-membership tokens in systems I declined to join. The citation apparatus exists to make ideas legible to gatekeepers, not to make them true—it's credentialing theater dressed as intellectual rigor, a way of signaling you've paid your dues and won't destabilize the hierarchy. This piece dismantles the institution's credentialing performance, examines where original frameworks actually come from (interior pressure, not received tradition), and makes the case for intellectual sovereignty as method. Written for the post-institutional reader who already knows the academy is a caricature and has been waiting for someone to articulate from entirely outside its walls: if the framework is wrong, engage the argument—but don't demand the footnotes. Reality doesn't require citations.
Why the Validation Economy is Dying
We're living through the collapse of reverse solipsism as economic model — the apparatus that convinced millions their internal experience only existed if externally validated is finally, visibly rotting. The metrics were always fraudulent, the infrastructure is in late-stage extraction, and the money is leaving. What follows is a five-phase projection of the fall, an analysis of who survives (and who doesn't), and the distinction between validation and recognition economies. The early exits are already underway. The question is whether you built something real while everyone else was building metrics, and whether you'll recognize the ground state when it reasserts itself. Spoiler: it's already happening.
The Field Guide to Mimicus Vulgaris
Observe the mimicus vulgaris in its natural habitat: the open-plan office, the influencer's ring light, the book club where no one read the book. Distinguished by its uncanny ability to mirror its surroundings without generating a single original thought, this specimen has evolved a sophisticated camouflage—it looks exactly like a person. The untrained eye mistakes its constant motion for vitality, its verbal output for communication. But watch closely: when left alone, it becomes agitated, begins refreshing feeds, seeks mirrors. The mimicus cannot tolerate silence. Silence reveals what isn't there. In this field guide, we document its mating calls (have you seen my grid?), its territorial displays (well actually I've been saying that for years), and its peculiar digestive system, which can process any idea into content but produces no waste—because it absorbed no nutrition in the first place.