Nobody F*cks With A Corsican (And Gets Away With It...) Unisex t-shirt

$22.00
Nobody F*cks With A Corsican (And Gets Away With It...) — Unisex Tee
Some people forgive and forget. Others exile their enemies to remote islands and spend the intervening years in patient, exquisite preparation.
This shirt is for the latter.
Featuring the Emperor himself — flanked by the Corsican Moor, draped in campaign medals, and absolutely done with your nonsense — this graphic is a statement of temperament, not politics. A quiet warning worn in plain sight. The ellipsis at the end is intentional. So is everything else.
100% cotton. Machine washable. Vendetta not included.
Wear it to family reunions. Wear it to court. Wear it to the kind of dinner party where someone tried something two years ago and thinks you've forgotten.
You haven't.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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Nobody F*cks With A Corsican (And Gets Away With It...) — Unisex Tee
Some people forgive and forget. Others exile their enemies to remote islands and spend the intervening years in patient, exquisite preparation.
This shirt is for the latter.
Featuring the Emperor himself — flanked by the Corsican Moor, draped in campaign medals, and absolutely done with your nonsense — this graphic is a statement of temperament, not politics. A quiet warning worn in plain sight. The ellipsis at the end is intentional. So is everything else.
100% cotton. Machine washable. Vendetta not included.
Wear it to family reunions. Wear it to court. Wear it to the kind of dinner party where someone tried something two years ago and thinks you've forgotten.
You haven't.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.