EYEJAM’S one year anniversary!!! WOOHOO!

Sep 13

Written By R B

The beginning of this blog was an interesting time for me. I was compiling writing (already written) for my first book of esoteric poetry while learning about making a book from end-to-end. I knew I wanted to make a book of essays after the first book. So the logical choice was to begin writing and attempt to make them at the same time, essentially. Make a blog. Keep a schedule. See what happens.

I knew I would never be on social media or push my online presence—out of principle and protection of my subconscious. Knowing that going in makes writing into the void easier. The analytics are treated like weather. 1 RSS subscriber is worth hundreds of people who would have passed through from social media. And even RSS is weather—just more interesting weather. You become unmovable and yet generative in a way that comes from inside. Like a stone a maenad hits with her thyrsus: out comes milk & honey—except you’re the maenad, the thyrsus, the stone, and the milk & honey.

You can’t have it both ways. You can’t write what’s really on your mind and expect to always retain an audience. The consolation is that the work exists. I reject ads because I hate them and they seep into the subconscious—so my site doesn’t have them. When this degraded moment in history passes, the work will matter because it will be obvious it wasn’t a slave to trends or the market or the retention metrics or peer review or corporate policy. Those things are all symptoms of decline. Study history. See where we are located as we live through it. This is the End of Empire cycle… but I digress.

Imagine how freeing it is to know you’re building this huge thing and no one sees you, even though you’re right fucking there. It’s like a private joke with yourself. It feels awesome to be sub rosa. It feels amazing to build an archive that functions like a secret singularity—in the sense Physics uses that word. A body of work so dense it pulls things to you. You don’t move. You build. “If you build it, they will come.” You make overtures to those who might understand—without expectation—and you wait. The continued building makes what others might see as waiting, something else entirely from the inside. The singularity becomes more dense every day; the gravity morphs into an event horizon. Majeye, in the meantime, is content and busy and unbothered.

I “stole” some of my own essays from this site for my second book. I wanted to make sure if someone bought it they wouldn’t feel cheated if they could read most of it online. Imagine the chuckles I had when I realized no one cared. I was trying to be fair to a void. lol. It still makes me laugh. So if you see gaps between posts realize I have, without fail, posted twice a week since I began. I just took some of them offline to be published in Ars Architektonic Anomalia.

What I believe has happened is: this site has accumulated gravity. I’ve also learned things along the way and gotten better at what I do. Consistency really is the basis of any kind of greatness. Talent doesn’t matter if you can’t stay the course. Genius doesn’t matter if you can’t get anything done. The work is the point. Everything else is…

I’d like to thank those of you who stuck around and maybe got something out of my thinking “aloud.” Thank you. You rock. :D

Let’s take a look at the progression from then to now. Yes, I took the time to link each prior post in case anyone might be interested in checking some out. What I think this shows is, I NEVER run out of ideas.

Something I just noticed as I’m linking these posts, etc: I wrote more stories and made more comics when the Dogbear was alive. Miss that little bugger.

A Year in Review

9/13/25 — What Is Luciferian Poetry, Really?

Majeye reclaims Lucifer as the misunderstood Lightbringer—flame-bearer, not villain. This poetic essay explores Luciferian art as rebellion, remembrance, and erotic prophecy. A fierce defense of beauty, myth, and the artist’s sacred fire. Not dogma—invocation.

9/13/25 — Mutual Monstrosity

A surreal erotic poem by Majeye exploring rebellion, mirror magick, and divine heresy. Featuring the Heresiarch, spy seduction, and poetic inversion, this piece dances through corridors of power with callipygian wit and ritual fire. For those who crave flame, beauty, and subversion.

9/22/25 — A Poetic Rebuke

A ritual poem and mirror-cast rebuke to the mimic men who trespass with obsolete charms. Majeye calls out failed tactics, containment violations, and karmic reversal in a fierce, elegant incantation. For the watchers, the mirrors, and those still flashing dead badges—calibration has begun.

9/22/25 — “Whaeva, I Do What I Waahhhnt”

I didn’t go to art school—I went to hell. I paint like someone trying to seduce the Gods while bleeding on the floor. Some of my work is unfinished. So am I. But it’s all original, baby. In the age of mimics, polish is overrated. I make art like Cartman makes decisions: “Whaeva, I do what I waahhhnt.” Gatekeepers beware—this one's flammable.

9/26/25 — Ode to Petruchio: ad cupam

A fiery ode to Shakespeare’s Petruchio—no irony, just raw, erotic admiration. This isn’t a feminist takedown; it’s a love letter from a modern-day Sybil to the only man who could ever tame her. Horns, crows, obedience, and passion—The Taming of the Shrew like you’ve never felt it.

9/30/25 — Sufferin’ Succotash . . . SANHEDRIN!

A satirical poem that roasts the Sanhedrin—ancient gatekeepers turned archetypes of stale authority. From false blame to lifeless doctrine, these councils of control are called out and burned by rhythm, eros, and dragon-fire. A funny, fiery take on tradition versus living flame.

10/6/25 — SATYRDAY summons

SATYRDAY Summons is a trance-written acrostic ritual poem where each stanza spells out SATYRDAY. Blending new words, myth, and firelit rhythm, it becomes both puzzle and invocation — playful, erotic, and uncanny. A ritual in verse that summons Satyr energy under the full moon.

10/31/25 — Samhain’s Silly Story

Happy Samhain (or All Hallow’s—whatever you call it). What if Earth is just a cosmic Petri dish? In this post, I explore why the gods might be aliens, why ascension might just mean not being boring, and why becoming the Minotaur was totally worth it. Flatland, hive minds, and interdimensional hot takes await.

11/3/25 — The Red Cloak and the Wolves Who Bet Wrong

She wore red and walked into the woods alone. The wolves took bets. They shouldn’t have. This isn’t the fairy tale you remember—it’s what happens when the girl feels everything, survives anyway, and makes the predators regret watching. A dark, sexy retelling of resilience, myth, and sacred defiance.

11/7/25 — 100 Years Ago

11/9/25 — Guillotine Glamour . . . EXPLOSION!

I dance where queens have lost their heads—
but mine still flirts and winks instead.
Three beasts watch, yet make no sound:
one scorched, one clawed, one underground.

My bench is stiff, my kiss is fast,
a single nod—then breathless gasp.
I never chase, I make you lean...
So tell me, love—what's sharp and keen?

My lover's French, my dress is flame.
Guess my trade, and speak my name.

11/11/25 — To Make a Book . . .

Curious what it takes to make a book completely solo? This post covers it all: writing, editing, layout, cover design, publishing, and ritual-fueled madness—no team, no help, just me and the trance. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at how SPIRAL OMNIBUS came to be (accidentally, on purpose). Spoiler: I did it all myself. Come see how.

11/14/25 — The Flame-Woman and the Silver Fox

A woman made of fire. A silver-haired fox who knows how to smolder. In a snowy land where desire doesn't fade—it deepens—two mythic forces converge. This fairy tale isn’t about youth. It’s about slow hunger, earned restraint, and what happens when longing waits... and is finally met.

11/18/25 — Status vs. Sovereignty

Majeye exposes the difference between status and sovereignty, unmasking envy, mediocrity, and false propriety. In this bold essay, she drags Iago into the pillory and throws fruit with fire. A must-read for those tired of cunning without clarity and power without spirit.

11/22/25 — 👑 Metamorphoses Balls of Catherine the Great 👑

Discover Catherine the Great’s Metamorphoses Balls—18th-century crossdressing masquerades where power, gender, and eroticism blurred. Explore how the Empress used inversion as seduction and control, and why these rites still echo in today’s sovereign flame. History never looked this good in boots.

11/26/25 — Happy Thanksgiving!

Just a little comic strip for Turkey Day!

12/2/25 — Autodidactism

A poetic essay on autodidactism by Majeye—exploring the failure of modern education, the fire of self-taught learning, and the sacred hunger to know. From college disillusionment to learning Latin in lockdown, this is a rebel’s love letter to knowledge without credentials.

12/6/25 — Caterina Sforza—The Tigress of Forlì: Caterina Sforza and the Art of Dangerous Womanhood

Explore the fierce life of Caterina Sforza—Renaissance noblewoman, warrior, and sworn enemy of the Borgias. Learn why her defiance, political brilliance, and legendary audacity still captivate. A deep dive into one of history’s boldest and most underestimated women.

12/9/25 — The Extraction of Livia Drusilla

A black-bag extraction becomes sacred ritual when a surveilled anomaly finally meets the operative who broke protocol to save her. Erotic restraint, mythic heat, and divine intel converge in The Extraction of Livia Drusilla: An Anomaly Romance in Shadow and Flame. She wasn't rescued. She was claimed.

12/12/25 — The Humanity Project

What if humans aren’t special—just another cosmic experiment nearing review? In this provocative essay, The Humanity Project, I explore the idea that extinction isn’t punishment, but quiet archival. From dinosaurs to digital doomscrolling, are we evolving or just entertaining the Gods until they get bored? A mythic, funny, and elegant take on humanity’s place in the divine filing cabinet.

12/15/25 — I Doff My Head for You

Explore the symbolic power of beheaded queens—Mary Stuart, Marie Antoinette, and Anne Boleyn—in this ritual-rich essay. Their deaths were more than political; they were mythic sacrifices to uphold patriarchal order. A haunting look at feminine sovereignty, occult history, and bloodline glamour.

12/18/25 — Spyland

A Sybil dances for the Gods while surveillance watches. This mythic essay explores ritual, voyeurism, and the collapse of control as her sacred movements undo systems meant to contain her. Featuring poetic glamour, erotic prophecy, and a haunting reversal of the watcher-watched dynamic.

12/22/25 — On Meeting the Spirits of Alcohol in Ritual

Discover the ritual power of wine, mead, gin, and rum as living spirits—not just drinks. This cheeky yet esoteric guide explores how sacred drinking differs from social drinking, and why certain alcohols open specific ritual doorways. Drink with intention, not just for fun.

12/25/25 — Merry Christmas!

A Christmas message from the Dogbear.

12/29/25 — Things I Learned in 2025

A darkly witty, mythic-glamour recap of 2025: 7 lessons on ritual mastery, false friendships, dead car batteries, capitalist cruelty, feline devotion, and divine precision. No resolutions—just spells, severances, and sovereignty. The Gods are watching. And so are you.

1/1/26 — Happy New Year!

A cute Dogbear comic, wishing you all a Happy New Year!

1/5/26 — Donne-le-moi

Another ritual poem written during my New Year’s Eve ritual. An acrostic for the ages!

1/9/26 — So You Wanna Climb the Holy Pyramid?

A satirical 8-step guide to climbing the modern spiritual influencer pyramid—without offending the algorithm, invoking real gods, or leaking unsanctioned eroticism. Learn how to brand your trauma, neuter the divine, and fear the flame (quietly). For mystics, mimics, and the mildly cursed.

1/12/26 — The Lost Lubricant

Discover the lost art of etiquette through a modern, seductive lens. This post explores how old-world manners—like formal greetings, ritualized respect, and social poise—offered more than rules; they created meaning, mystery, and connection. A lush, thoughtful dive into why grace still matters.

1/16/26 — Dear Vatican,

A cheeky love letter to the Vatican from a pagan flame-bearer who still adores the Catholic Mass. Raised Catholic, now sovereign and bonfire-bound, Majeye reflects on incense, Latin, and mystery—plus a spicy sign-off for Luther. Sacred mischief meets genuine reverence in this incense-laced homage.

1/18/26 — Salons vs. Credentialism

Discover why salons are making a comeback in a world tired of hollow credentials. This post explores the power of unscripted brilliance, the rise of sovereign gatherings, and how salons filter mimics, spark legends, and dethrone institutional gatekeeping.

1/22/26 — My Second Book!

My second book is finally here! Ars Architektonic Anomalia is the mouthful you’ve been waiting to savor. Jump inside this post for a quick peek. :)

1/26/26 — Proof Over Pedigree

A bold proposal to replace credentialism with proof. Learn how a parallel system of legitimacy could restore fairness, rigor, and real recognition—without gatekeeping or debt.

1/20/26 — Cat’s Little Utopia ︎

Step into Cat’s Little Utopia—a sultry fairytale of fire, books, moonlight, and sovereign pleasure. A silver-haired flame woman lives beyond maps, adored by the Gods, feared by mimics. Sensual, sly, and untamed—this is sanctuary, not spectacle. Come closer.

2/2/26 — Liberation Without Standards: How the Median Seized Power

A sharp critique of modern feminism’s unintended outcome: rule by the median. This post explores how systems chose safety over brilliance, why sovereign women are targeted, and what happens when sameness replaces standards. Not about beauty or age—this is about soul.

2/6/26 — Owl Empress

The Owl Empress’ tale of her journey with the Glass Vault Men.

2/9/26 — How Systems Learn to Kill the Future

Why Anti-Evolutionary Systems Fail: How Punishing Novelty, Autonomy, and Outliers Leads to Cultural Stagnation and Innovation Collapse

2/13/26 — The Botanist

A ritual review of The Botanist Islay Dry Gin. Hand-foraged botanicals, precision mixing, and the astral clarity gin provides. Includes poetry comparing gin's sharp intelligence to wine's embodied chaos. For those who drink with intention.

2/16/26 — Sir Schrödinger's Surveillance

Valentine's Day ritual poem for monsters and sexy ghosts.

2/19/26 — Outer Customization ≠ True Difference

This post exposes how modern systems reward surface-level difference while suppressing real structural change. Explore the illusion of aesthetic rebellion, the trap of life scripts, and what it truly means to diverge. For those who build outside the algorithm—this is your call to design, not display.

2/22/26 — tête-à-tête

Curious what’s happening inside Majeye’s mind when she’s not crafting poetry or delivering essays? Tête-à-Tête is a witty, stream-of-consciousness blog series—sharp, unfiltered, and delightfully unscripted. No soapbox. No sermon. Just clever turns, candid thoughts, and a mischievous intellectual wink.

2/23/26 — RIP Maceo the Dogbear

A memorial to my best friend, Maceo the Dogbear, who recently passed on at 12 years old.

2/26/26 — Some poems and a “Redacted Field Report”

Some poems and a “redacted field report” from my first book, SPIRAL OMNIBUS.

3/2/26 — Protecting Your Subconscious

Ever wonder who’s colonizing your brain? This post explores how constant scrolling, algorithms, and digital media shape your subconscious without you noticing. Learn how to protect your mind, set boundaries with technology, and use the internet more intentionally before your thoughts start sounding suspiciously sponsored.

3/5/26 — Sneak Peek at Majeye’s 3rd Book

3/9/26 — How to Consciously Reprogram Your Brain

How to consciously reprogram your brain without affirmations or guru fluff. Learn how subconscious thought patterns shape behavior—and how to interrupt, rewrite, and upgrade them using practical cognitive tools. Take control of your mindset with clear, psychology-based techniques that actually work.

3/12/26 — Navigators Over Visionaries: How Faux Meritocracy Became the Most Mediocre Aristocracy in History

Faux meritocracy promised to replace aristocracy with something better. Instead it built a closed loop that rewards system-navigators over visionaries, mediocrity over magnificence, and committee consensus over genuine excellence. From the Medici to the McKinsey deck — here's what we lost, what replaced it, and why the beige rectangle is not an accident.

3/16/26 — Intelligence Isn’t What is Special about Humanity

AI revealed what we suspected: intelligence isn't special—it's what matter does under pressure. The credentialed class built careers on pattern recognition, then a machine did it better. What remains? Eros, compassion, imagination, absurdity—the irreplaceable human differentiators we defunded as "soft skills." The Enlightenment bet wrong. The poets were right all along.

3/19/26 — The Overseer Within: How Calvinism Ate the American Soul

Calvinism didn't just shape American religion—it rewired the soul. Total Depravity installed an internal overseer that turned pleasure, rest, and imagination into suspects. When we lost the theology, we kept the guilt. God's favor became meritocracy, election became résumé, and the Puritan gaze became the algorithm. This is how a nation of secular strivers ended up running on 400-year-old code.

3/22/26 — The Arrangement

An unconventional story…

3/26/26 — The Field Guide to Mimicus Vulgaris

A taxonomic investigation of mimicus vulgaris: the species that looks exactly like a person until you leave it alone. Observe its mating calls, territorial displays, and peculiar inability to tolerate silence—silence reveals what isn't there. A field guide for the dangerously observant.

3/30/26 — Why the Validation Economy is Dying

The validation economy—built on fraudulent metrics and manufactured addiction—is collapsing. We're at peak external measurement, and the reversal approaches. Internal operators who built work without audience validation inherit the post-collapse landscape. The early exits are already underway. Are you ready?

4/2/26 — Defs, Poesy, et Deux Rêves.

4/6/26 — Why I Don’t Use Citations

Citations exist to prove network membership, not truth. This essay dismantles academic credentialing theater, defends intellectual sovereignty, and explains why original frameworks from direct experience need no institutional permission. For post-institutional readers who assess ideas on their own terms.

4/9/26 — Baseline Male Literacy: A Field Guide to Female Concern-Performance

A very important guide for modern men to read.

4/13/26 — Ontological Envy: The Aggression That Has No Ceiling

4/16/26 — Lexiconical Laughs & Stuff

Enter if you dare… There be monsters here!

4/20/26 — Here There Be Complications

A philosophical treatise that is also a fairy tale. How fun!

4/23/26 — Why Cleverness Is the Cubic Zirconia of Intelligence

4/27/26 — Absurdly Pleased

When female confidence gets diagnosed as delusion...

4/30/26 — The Borg Standard: HOW MIMIC CULTURE ASSIMILATES EVERYTHING INTO ONE SIGNAL

Resistance is NOT futile!

5/4/26 — Horizontal Totalitarianism: The Coward's Revolution

How Institutional Capture Replaced the Duel with Distributed Destruction

5/7/26 — Definizione ◊ Rima ◊ Riflessione

This one is super fun!

5/11/26 — DISTRIBUTED ATTRIBUTION: When Everyone Is Nobody

Strategic assessment of horizontal totalitarianism as foreign-exploitable weapon system. Enables adversaries to eliminate US talent, suppress innovation, paralyze institutions, collapse fertility at zero cost. Already deployed. No countermeasures exist. Written from outside institutional capture—can say what IC knows but can't acknowledge.

5/14/26 — Applause for the Dead

Here we explore the cultural logic that venerates pneumatic types in fiction while systematically targeting them for elimination in lived reality.

5/18/26 — Ironic Distance as Species-Level Threat

Too cool for school? Or just species-ending inhumanity? Hop in to find out.

5/22/26 — Voilà le nom!

The name of my upcoming third book is revealed! I’m celebrating with more defs, rhymes, and thoughts. Enjoy!

5/25/26 — Henry VIII’s Playbook for Blame Management

Henry VIII mastered blame management: kill your ministers, keep their policies. From Wolsey to Cromwell to Anne Boleyn, he executed brilliant servants for his own failures. The ultimate PR strategy? Spectacular accusations, public bloodlust, zero accountability. Murder with good branding.

5/28/26 — The Sisterhood of the Traveling Defamation

Why female gossip about competent women gets automatic credibility, how "she's difficult" functions as a preemptive strike, and what happens when the target builds anyway. On reputation destruction, loyalty oaths, and the delayed detonation when work becomes undeniable.

6/1/26 — The Gunslinger Phenotype: Intelligence, Violence, and the Woman Who Makes Everyone Nervous

Intelligent women comfortable with violence aren't new—just erased or pathologized. Most choose social violence for better ROI. I'm a rare phenotype: high intelligence, genuine comfort with violence, code-based ethics. In the Old West, I'd be normal. In modernity, I'm in exile—training, writing, waiting. Ungovernable and unafraid.

6/4/26 — Horizontal Continuity: On Monsters and the Arrogance of Replication

An examination of biological replication versus intellectual legacy. Why do those who follow the most common human pattern believe it makes them superior? On the difference between producing copies and producing originals, between horizontal genetic spread and vertical cultural permanence, and why the monsters who opt out for creation over procreation win on the longer timeline.

6/8/26 — The Paradox of the Egoless: Or, Why the Annihilated Appear Arrogant

How the ego-annihilated appear arrogant to those still playing status games. Why complete detachment from social hierarchy reads as narcissism. The difference between someone who needs you to acknowledge their superiority and someone who simply doesn't need you at all. A guide to recognizing egolessness vs. arrogance.

6/11/26 — Def Building Rhymes While Thoughts Abound

Here we dive into more definitions from my upcoming book, Lucifer’s Lexicon. There’s poetry and freestyle writing too. Something for everyone!

6/15/26 — AI Overlord Thought Experiment

Click now, human! Find out what your eventual AI Overlord requires of you.

6/18/26 — Victorian Values with WiFi

Find out how much our current values align with Victorian values. Sure there’s more skin, but how much have things really changed?

6/22/26 — The Merit Myth's Hidden Architecture: Intelligence as Virtue

Meritocracy didn't measure virtue, it measured compliance dressed up as destiny. This post traces the Calvinist roots of credential-worship, exposes what the system was actually rewarding, and argues that AI is quietly performing an autopsy on the whole belief system, leaving behind the qualities that were always the real ones: courage, integrity, care that costs something.

6/26/26 — Lucifer’s Lexicon Release!

A video of my proof copy (ignore the red right handprint), some thoughts about making Lucifer’s Lexicon, link for purchase, a brand new poem written 6/19 during ritual, defs from A-Z, some songs to check out.

6/29/26 — The Confession Hiding in the Critique

What does ad hominem criticism actually reveal about the person wielding it? Using a Chekhov passage as a case study, this essay examines the anatomy of interested critique versus genuine critical disinterest — and why the obsessive inventory a critic compiles says infinitely more about their own interior weather than anything they intended to expose.

7/2/26 — Two Modes of Modern Survival: The Flaming Recluse and the Cool Corpse

A nature documentary on two modern survival strategies: the solitary builder who withdraws to protect her fire, and the socially embedded specimen who has perfected psychic absence. One produces work designed to outlast her. The other produces atmosphere. Field notes on hermitage, irony, cultural reproduction, and which adaptive strategy actually has a future.

7/6/26 — Death by Consensus: How Democratic Decision-Making Hands Advantage to the Anomaly

Democratic decision-making doesn't produce better outcomes — it produces more defensible ones. A look at how consensus culture systematically eliminates anyone who operates outside its tempo, and why the anomaly isn't neutralized by committee. It simply moves elsewhere, unimpeded, while the meeting runs on schedule.

7/9/26 — The Inheritor Problem: What If We're the Larval Stage?

This I left everything blank, because it’s one of my weirder philosophical explorations. The kind of stuff that makes humans uncomfortable.

7/13/26 — The Green Glossary: A Field Guide to Envy in the Wild

Envy has a dossier, a headquarters, and a speech it's been rehearsing for months. This is how you spot it before it asks for your signature.

7/16/26 — The Love Match Was Always the Exception: On Rare Luck, Ancient Honesty, and the Category We Destroyed

The love match is two centuries old. Before that, the world ran an honest taxonomy—wife, courtesan, salon hostess—and everyone knew the terms. This post traces how the Victorians collapsed that architecture into wife or whore, why they did it, and what it cost. The woman outside the wife category isn't incomplete. The taxonomy is.

7/20/26 — How to Watch Television Like a Predator

How to watch television like a predator—not a passive consumer. Learn to read TV as a normative document, decode emotional grammar, spot ideological installations, and raid popular culture for essay ideas and cultural intelligence. Cognitive sovereignty isn't a lifestyle choice. It's the precondition for using culture instead of being used by it.

7/23/26 — The Rigged Sample: How Social Cheating Destroys the Possibility of Knowing

Social cheating doesn't just rig the game—it destroys the information the game was supposed to produce. When dominance hierarchies run on exclusion instead of competition, nobody learns anything true, least of all the enforcer. A field guide to epistemic fraud, confidence prosthetics, and why the suppressed always build anyway.

7/27/26 — The Inferno Behind the Gate

Balzac knew a woman who got called cold by every man who couldn't get close. She wasn't cold. She was selective. This post breaks down demisexuality, sapiosexuality, and why the men most certain they understand the gate are always the ones standing outside it. The inferno is real. You just have to be worth the fire.

7/30/26 — The Con of Legitimacy: or, Who Told You You were Allowed to Have an Opinion

The rules about who gets to think out loud have always been a hustle. This piece pulls the curtain back on how epistemic gatekeeping actually operates — not as a neutral system for sorting good ideas from bad ones, but as a protection racket for conclusions that were never meant to compete. Twain spotted it in Camelot. It hasn't gotten more subtle since.

8/3/26 — “A Woman with Whose Name Slander Has Been Busy” — Balzac Knew

Balzac's deserted woman was slandered, exiled, and abandoned by a man who chose respectability over the real thing. This post breaks down the slander economy—who runs it, who benefits, and why certain people need you to stay broken. Personal, merciless, and ultimately about what it costs everyone when cowardice wins.

8/6/26 — The Ladder Is Imaginary (And You Can Get Off It)

Discover why the social hierarchy is an illusion — and what life looks like when you stop climbing. This post breaks down the hidden cost of ranking yourself and others, why genuine humility is rarer than you think, and how to trade the exhausting ladder of status for something far more real. The field is wide. The ladder was never there.

8/9/26 — So What's a Roman à Clef, Anyway?

Majeye's been sitting on her fourth book like a dragon on a pile of gold, and she's finally cracking the vault. Get your first look at the opening of El — a roman à clef novel set in San Francisco — plus a little explainer on what a roman à clef actually is and why it's the sneakiest, most elegant form in the literary arsenal.

8/13/26 — What Bourgeois Virtue Conceals (And Why It Has To)

Bourgeois virtue—thrift, industriousness, prudence, respectability—functions less as moral achievement than as class machinery. This post examines what each virtue conceals, how credentialism launders social position as intelligence, why naming the system gets you accused of envy, and what Balzac understood about genius that society still refuses to admit.

8/17/26 — The Obsolescence Gospel: How We Built Ourselves Out of a Job and Then Forgot to Update the Religion

Work is losing its grip on human identity—and automation is only accelerating the collapse. This post traces how Western civilization built its sense of purpose around economic utility, why AI is dismantling that foundation faster than culture can adapt, and what an older, unfashionable idea about excellence might offer as an alternative.

8/20/26 — The Second Harvest: How Female Liberation Became Capital's Best Quarter

Was the two-income household a liberation—or a conversion? One income used to be enough. Now it isn't. This post asks why, who profited from the shift, and what quietly disappeared when the domestic sphere got monetized. The answer isn't nostalgic. It's structural. And it's a question almost no one is asking plainly.

8/24/26 — Ludicrously Maimed: The Architecture of Reputational Destruction

Gossip is as old as dirt and twice as useful—if you're the one holding the shovel. This post traces the surprisingly elegant machinery by which a person's reputation gets quietly disassembled by people who are absolutely certain they're doing the right thing. Kingsley had a name for it in 1880. We have better infrastructure for it now. Dot would like a word.

8/27/26 — The Joys of Solitude: Or, What Does She Do In There All Day?

Some people collect friends the way others collect receipts — compulsively, without examining whether any of it is worth keeping. This post is for the ones who raised an eyebrow at that sentence. A dispatch from behind closed doors, where the calendar is full and the guest list is short. What fills the hours when nobody's watching her? More than you'd expect. Possibly more than you could handle.

8/31/26 — Let’s talk about ALCHEMY

What if everything thrown at you—the doubt, the hate, the noise—was actually fuel? Alchemy isn't about turning lead into gold. It's about turning yourself into gold. This guide covers the real practice: curating your environment, metabolizing enemy energy, protecting your frequency, and building something undeniable. The lab is open. Get in.

9/3/26 — The Misdiagnosis: Why Self-Sufficiency and Narcissism Are Not the Same Animal

"Narcissist" became one of the most misapplied words in the cultural vocabulary—used interchangeably for the genuinely harmful and the quietly self-sufficient. This post restores the term to its clinical meaning, examines what narcissism actually looks like, and offers three honest questions that distinguish the real thing from its opposite. They're not neighbors on a spectrum. They never were.

9/7/26 — Dot Didn't Mooch. Chip Just Can't Count.

When Someone Calls a Working Artist a Moocher. What is a patron, and why has patronage funded civilization's greatest art for centuries? This essay is about Dot, who built everything alone and finally found support—and Chip, who called her a moocher for it. Spoiler: Dante had a patron too. Chip has opinions. History has a longer memory.

9/10/26 — The Flattery Economy: How Audience-Capture Made Everyone Stupid

The algorithm doesn't corrupt you—it just rewards you, until the work has quietly drifted toward what the audience wanted and away from what you had to say. An autopsy of the flattery economy: how platforms retrained writers, hollowed out the essay form, and replaced genuine thought with the feeling of having thought.

9/13/26—MAJEYE EYEJAM ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! YAY! WOOHOO!

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Newest ritual poem written 9/5/26. Fair warning: it is quite saucy. ;)

She's after the cReAM aka
HIEROGAMY

crossed boxes into days just past
not a bad current state for a "pig bitch"
so glad my home there didn't last
just another stop on a lifelong hitch

my new world is vast and humble blue
the saged mountains mock me every day
aw yeah, I love it... that's still true
a reminder you're just a piece of clay

ugh, it's not a celebration
she says with rolling eyes
it's an offering to a constellation
of Gods, Monsters, and a cReAM surprise

the song fucked my mind in Portofino
let that Italian ooze into my head
phantoms hovering e'er clandestino
yeah, in her service we're thus fed

after the flames, before the flood
growling, we howl into the night
heaving nephilim is giving blood
on her knees, praying for a fair fight

wondering what a dragon is after
futile exercise, when she's made it clear
she wants to fuck into the rafters
with a fellow monster who is a peer

this one can't be caught with fucking MICE
who you think you playin' wit bro?
chop it off, put her head on some ice...
WAIT! she just might be a New World ho

on high, some Angels now thinkest thus
her offerings exceed her modest need
she'll be in her cave, not causing a fuss
spinning worlds; waiting for her hard steed

buonasera to weekend monsters galore
it's time dragons drink their water
next time we'll pour the mead on more
wink and curtsy, your long lost daughter